Me: I am going to consume this new content in reasonable amounts at a reasonable pace
Me, 5 minutes later:
me trying to comprehend anything anyone says to me
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me: [sees a cat]
me: okay time for me to bother this animal
cat: [sees a person]
cat: okay time for me to bother this human
Is symbiotic relationship.
me: [sees a cat]
me: okay time for me to bother this animal
cat: [sees a person]
cat: okay time for me to bother this human
Is symbiotic relationship.
its sad that people in real life don’t tend to have idle animations. i know i do. i love to wiggle and look around for no reason
You: Still as a gotdamn statue…
Me:
me waiting at starbucks for my iced peppermint mocha
me in line after them
how dare amphibia make a background joke this funny at the beginning of an episode that almost made me cry
My two favourite fandoms have collided!!!!! Steve Rogers is talking about Mash! That’s it, that’s peak internet for me, I can go home now.
my cat, walking on me for cuddles, putting all her weight in one tiny paw: big steppy !!
me as she pressure points my throat:
Since man can’t judge me and I don’t fear god I’ve decided to start playing harmonica on my commute.
seriously though the life of Ada Lovelace is some next level Mary Sue bullshit
oooh I’m the daughter of Lord Byron, I’m a countess, I get Dickens to come to my house to read me bed time stories in person, I’m learning mathematics from De Morgan, I know calculus, I take tea with Charles Darwin, I’m the world’s first computer programmer, I display a depth of understanding that won’t be reached in the software industry for another hundred years, la de fucking da
lady, chill
Hi my name is Ada King-Noel Byron Lovelace and I have long brown hair with natural ringlets and dark eyes and a lot of people tell me I look like Queen Victoria (AN: if you don’t know who she is then get da hell out of the empire!). I am related to Lord Byron but I wish I wasn’t because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a countess but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a mathematician, and I have a special tutor named Mary Somerville (I am seventeen). I’m a genius (in case you couldn’t tell) and I associate with famous intellectuals. For example today I was meeting Dickens for tea, arguing with Babbage, and having dinner with Darwin. I was walking outside Ockham Park. It was dry and there was no rain, which my Difference Engine was very happy about. A lot of proper Victorian housewives stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.